With the help of the lovely ladies at Lovehoney, I have begun to discover that there is a sex toy for every bit of fun you can think of, and a whole load more that you can’t. Each week I shall look at a different category of sex toys but, like my last A-to-Z, they won’t always be quite what you think. As you might imagine, all links are NSFW!
For lovers who want to thrust a toy in their partner’s direction using the power of their hips alone, the harness is pure perfection. But which to choose? For practicality, you can’t go wrong with a Spareparts Joque harness. Not only is it extremely sturdy when in use, but it’s machine washable too! Spareparts even have a harness that is pink with “pearl accents”, for those of you who like to mix things up and look feminine whilst packing. Or you may just want to be butch and go for something like a harness which looks like underpants. That’ll be RodeoH then. The Lovehoney blog describes it as:
“Part underpants, part strap-on, this alternative harness redefines what it means to partake in strap-on sex. Made from comfortable stretchy cotton, this harness fits exactly like a regular pair of pants but has the functionality of a traditional leather and metal strap-on harness… just without the bulky chastity belt aesthetic.”
Of course, then you’ll need something slinky or realistic to slip into that o-ring to get you ready for action. So many choices… and it doesn’t end there. If you fancy something a bit different, then there is also the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock system, with a great many dildos to choose from. Some of them are bloody scary looking too! Of course, there are other types of harness available if you’re brave enough to search. We could be here all day…
Image via SpareParts HardWear.