The first proper sex toy I ever owned was a rabbit vibrator. It came free with my subscription to Scarlet magazine and I was extremely excited to own one of these famous items. After all, this was supposed to be the best kind of sex toy in the world. Sadly, when it arrived, this little bunny did nothing for me whatsoever. In addition to not hitting the spot, it was noisy, ugly and went through batteries rather quickly considering its overall lack of use. Despite my lack of fondness for my ugly little rabbit, many women find that it’s the toy most likely to get them off, so I always wondered why no one thought to redesign it.
If the rabbit is your pet of choice, you’ll be very pleased to know that it has now been reinvented. Based on feedback from thousands of customer reviews of earlier models, the lovely folk at Lovehoney are now launching the new Happy Rabbit which is stronger, quieter and better than ever! Lovehoney surveyed sex toy buyers to come up with a new style of rabbit vibrator that ticks every box on their customers’ wishlists. It’s powerful, quiet, made from smooth, supple silicone and it’s rechargeable. Gone are the swirly beads of old-fashioned rabbits – and not a moment too soon! – as the Happy Rabbit’s unique design incorporates three powerful motors. One motor vibrates in the rabbit ears, while two in the shaft promise to deliver waves of pleasure. On top of all that, they’ve paid attention to the design so it looks pretty good too, and it’s under fifty quid.
If all that sounds like your kind of thing, then you’ll be delighted to know that Lovehoney are giving away one of their new toys to one lucky Rarely Wears Lipstick reader. To be in with a chance of winning the Happy Rabbit of your choice, all you have to do is leave a comment on this post telling me which type you’d like and why. You can be witty or serious, truthful or creative, filthy or clean… just come up with something that explains just why you need this quiet little bunny in your life. Unfortunately, due to the type of plug on the charger, this competition is open to UK residents only. You have a couple of weeks to enter (until 10pm on Sunday 20th May), so you have some time to make those stories good. Don’t forget to make sure you leave an email address so that I can get in touch to tell you if you’ve won. Good luck!
I would really like them all but if I had to choose just one it would be the (don't hold your breath here, I may be a while making up my mind!)natural one. I really want to win one because the one I have is on it's way out, I assume this to be so as it sounds like a jet is landing in my bedroom at the moment. Also, I think the ears on mines have worn away to stubs.
I would like the G-Spot, because my (relatively new) washing machine appears not to be working. This means a) I'm sad, b) I'm stressed, and c) I can't sit on it to get my jollies, so something else will have to come to my rescue!
I have never owned a rabbit.
I have no idea which I would prefer. You could give me all three then I could say which is the best 😉
The first toy I ever owned was a rabbit. I saved up for it for three weeks, used it once, and emotionally scarred from the experience, never used it again. I gave it up in a toy amnesty, receiving an excessive amount of bondage tape in exchange.
These ones look slightly less terrifying! I'd probably choose the realistic one, since I'm about to go away from home for five months and won't have my partner to help me out…
…OK, enough with the excuses. I want it 'cos it's purple.
I would love to win the G-spot rabbit, because it looks like exactly what I've been waiting for.
I've wanted to try a rabbit for ages–the simultaneous stimulation sounds awesome–but buying one has always seemed like a bad idea. I live with nosy family members who would be scandalised if they heard any loud whirring, or cottoned on to why I bought so many batteries, and there's nothing sexy about living in fear!
I'll be saving up for one of these beauties, so winning one much earlier would certainly put a smile on my face. 🙂
oh SO glad this has been reinvented, I too was disatisfied with the original rabbit and never really understood the hype. As a sex & porn writer (in a former life) I had endless conversations with women who'd had similar unhappy experiences and sadly (and wrongly) just ended up feeling like something was wrong with *them*,
I mean, when everyone is going on about how great the toy is you do tend to assume it's your fault it's not working for you
ok, long comment. I would basically love a g-spot happy rabbit so I can recommend it in the future to ladies with rabbit woes and convert EVERYONE into being happy sex toy owners.
(and it's black, and I'm still a bit of a goth)
My 85 year old aunt secretly confiscated my vibrator last month. I kid you not. The worst part? I couldn't even find it in the trash after.*
Please may I have the 'Realistic' to bring some semblance of normality back into my life and a smile back on my face.
I'd rather like the natural.
Nothing and nobody has ever found my gspot so that's probably a waste of time… Unless it comes with a map?
Realistic? Well if a man could do what it says on the box I wouldn't need the Damn thing.
Plus if my two year old found it he wouldn't wander into the lounge waving it shouting penis in a semi accusing voice. (Not a great way to start a coffee morning with family)
G spot for me hehe. Having 4 kids I'd love something quiet mines so loud it makes them stir! Not been able to play in ages 🙁
I'd love to get the G-spot so I could have a rest from always hitting my girlfriends g-spot .she can have a go at doing a bit of DIY instead.
Never had a Rabbit, and the toys we play with are a bit noisy, so it would be great to have some fun without the house humming
OOO natural.. I am liking the tip v.v.v.v. much indeed, just split with my bf and needing some satisfaction. Read lots about the “Happy Rabbit” and ubber-hopping keen to try for myself.
Gspot for my Girl , she love me to fing it for here ! Lol
I would love a natural because I burned the motor out on my old rabbit and I love the look of the new happy rabbits!
Gspot for my Girl , she love me to find it for her ! Lol
I'd love to try the natural one. I just love the colour, and the fact that it's a rechargeable rabbit… well, that sure gets me hopping with joy!
We would love the black one as it would match the colour scheme in our front room. We could put it next to the TV when it's on charge.
I would love a g spot one I currently have a mr big who is rather loud so I can't use it very often has I have to small boys. I do love my mr big an wish I could use him more so I'd love one of the new rabbit
I would love the purple or black one, under to reach new and exciting orgasms, I have been a product reviewer before and would love to try this and write about it, as,well as recommend it to my customers,as I am a,bluebella rep , which increases demand if they know what it does
I'd definitely give the G-spot version a whirl. I've never been able to find that mythical land on my travels. On the other hand, I'm not one to shy away from a challenge. 😉 The search continues…
I would love the “natural” one… I'm just divorced, have a two year old and would like to try to have some “me” time! I've never tried one before, and keep attempting to buy one but never know what to choose, and then find practical places to spend my money!!
I'd love a natural one. I love making my wife come but sadly other rabbits have never quite done the job as well as they should. Would love to give this one a whirl and review it on our new website (coming soon). E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
I'd like the realistic one as I love purple. Heck I even named my website after purple. I also want one because I have never found a rabbit that I have truly loved and ticked all the boxes:
I would certainly rather be happy than rampant! 😀
I would review it and give you credit on my website – http://www.purplepassions.net/
As long as it hits the spot ,my girlfriend wants one !
Gspot it is then !
Batteries included ?
I've never had a Rabbit and I have my eye on the natural.
I've been hard at work this year studying for exams, which means very little time for fun for me. and you know what they say about all work and no play.
Plus I'd like to be able to have some fun time without my mum's ears pricking up in horror.
Desperate does not even begin to sum up how eager I am for one of these new rabbits!! I seem to have bent my last one, it has a rather fetching 'lean' to one side from over active use, whoops. My favorite story about vibrators however comes care of my best friends rather wonderful jack russell who loves, yes LOVES a squeaky toy and can seek one out where ever they may be hidden, under sofas, behind tables and yes, even from my bedroom once – from which the little scamp came running very pleased with her new squeakless toy in her mouth – complete with 'ears' and rotating balls – you can imagine me chasing her round the kitchen trying to get it out of her mouth!!!
Pink or purple would be a dream!!