The first proper sex toy I ever owned was a rabbit vibrator. It came free with my subscription to Scarlet magazine and I was extremely excited to own one of these famous items. After all, this was supposed to be the best kind of sex toy in the world. Sadly, when it arrived, this little bunny did nothing for me whatsoever. In addition to not hitting the spot, it was noisy, ugly and went through batteries rather quickly considering its overall lack of use. Despite my lack of fondness for my ugly little rabbit, many women find that it’s the toy most likely to get them off, so I always wondered why no one thought to redesign it.
If the rabbit is your pet of choice, you’ll be very pleased to know that it has now been reinvented. Based on feedback from thousands of customer reviews of earlier models, the lovely folk at Lovehoney are now launching the new Happy Rabbit which is stronger, quieter and better than ever! Lovehoney surveyed sex toy buyers to come up with a new style of rabbit vibrator that ticks every box on their customers’ wishlists. It’s powerful, quiet, made from smooth, supple silicone and it’s rechargeable. Gone are the swirly beads of old-fashioned rabbits – and not a moment too soon! – as the Happy Rabbit’s unique design incorporates three powerful motors. One motor vibrates in the rabbit ears, while two in the shaft promise to deliver waves of pleasure. On top of all that, they’ve paid attention to the design so it looks pretty good too, and it’s under fifty quid.
If all that sounds like your kind of thing, then you’ll be delighted to know that Lovehoney are giving away one of their new toys to one lucky Rarely Wears Lipstick reader. To be in with a chance of winning the Happy Rabbit of your choice, all you have to do is leave a comment on this post telling me which type you’d like and why. You can be witty or serious, truthful or creative, filthy or clean… just come up with something that explains just why you need this quiet little bunny in your life. Unfortunately, due to the type of plug on the charger, this competition is open to UK residents only. You have a couple of weeks to enter (until 10pm on Sunday 20th May), so you have some time to make those stories good. Don’t forget to make sure you leave an email address so that I can get in touch to tell you if you’ve won. Good luck!