With the help of the lovely ladies at Lovehoney, I have begun to discover that there is a sex toy for every bit of fun you can think of, and a whole load more that you can’t. Each week I shall look at a different category of sex toys but, like my last A-to-Z, they won’t always be quite what you think. As you might imagine, all links are NSFW!
The dildo is a classic sex toy, but one that now comes in seemingly endless varieties. You can buy ones that look like a penis – with or without balls – some that look like a hand, and some that are a bit more abstract. You can use them with your hand, attach them to a surface via suction, to a lover/yourself via a nice sturdy harness… or even go harness free. They can be double-ended, multi functional, and even ejaculating (a disturbing idea, but the video of that toy in action is rather hilarious!). If you can think of a use for a dildo, someone’s probably already made a toy to suit that use perfectly.
But if all that’s just too much strange looking fake cock for you, don’t worry. Dildos can be a thing of beauty too. Toys like the highly rated stainless steel njoy Fun Wand, or the extremely simple Lovehoney Smooth Orgasmic Glass Dildo and Lelo Ella are designed to be aesthetically pleasing as well as satisfying. Whether you like your sex toys to be purely functional or a bit easy on the eye too, there really is something for everyone. Mind you, that’s not terribly helpful for those of us who are rather indecisive!